#1- Top Ten Things to Know about Fighting a Wizard

Top Ten Things to Know about Fighting a Wizard

1. Wizards like cabins in the woods the size of castles that can be found too easily.

2. Wizards will set up a stupid amount of traps around their cabin, like an idiotic amount. Like traps that are only a few feet apart that you can set off at the same time so you are hanging upside down by your foot and sneezing uncontrollably.

3. Wizards find these traps to be entertaining and will cackle and point at you if you set them off. They will also be too distracted by making fun of you to let you down so you’ll have to cut yourself down while sneezing uncontrollably.

4. Social skills are not their strong suit and they will undoubtedly stare at you like you are some sort of new creature they can dissect even if you have a sword pointed at them.

5. Wizards don’t like swords being slashed in their direction and will launch your sword into the sky and far out of reach.

6. Wizards are not fast runners and can be easily avoided on foot.

7. Wizards can fly.

8. Wizards can make animals do their dirty work and chase you into all those traps that you missed before until you can’t even move to cover your mouth because of the uncontrollable sneezing.

9. Wizards like to gloat.

10. It’s best to avoid wizards at all costs.